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  • MacRumors
    Nov 11, 08:51 AM
    http://www.macrumors.com/images/macrumorsthreadlogo.gif (http://www.macrumors.com/2010/11/11/jobs-reportedly-says-final-cut-update-coming-early-next-year/)


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  • mm1250
    Dec 22, 09:23 AM
    How do I change my signature? When I goto settings and choose about me, there isn't an option to change the signature at all.

    Can anyone advise?




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  • D4F
    Apr 28, 07:44 AM
    You also get a lot of people on here looking at the US Apple Store and seeing the iPhone 4 at $200 then checking their own store and seeing it priced around 500 Pounds or Euros.

    They don't understand that the US price doesn't include sales tax and requires signing up for an expensive 2 year contract but their own price includes tax and is for a factory unlocked, contract-free phone.

    my iP4 here in my country costed me a whole $0.33 to get on a 2 year contract.
    off contract they are around 25% more than US.




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  • 8CoreWhore
    Apr 21, 03:55 AM
    ...I can't wait that long!



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  • AidenShaw
    May 3, 09:28 PM
    why mr has large gay/bi members?

    However large, the size of my member has nothing to do with this.


    The irony of a forum with a very large gay and bisexual membership to ask for blood donations is beyond ridiculous.

    Think this through, MacRumors, think this through.

    Perhaps MacRumours could encourage its "disenfranchised" members to show up for donations, and protest being prevented from donating. If the Red Cross workers in the field get a sense for the numbers of potential donors that are being turned away, maybe that will trickle up to the policy makers.

    During the height of the AIDS crisis the motto "Silence=Death" was used by some of the protestors. Anytime it's "Silence=<NoEqualRights>", those disenfranchised and their supporters should make noise. Silence supports the status quo - speak up for change when the status quo is discriminatory.

    The Red Cross policy is wrong, and not scientifically or socially defensible.




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  • DotCom2
    Apr 7, 03:32 PM
    I noticed the same after upgrading to 4.3.x on my iPad.
    The UI is no longer as responsive as it used to be, and I also noticed there's a memory leak somewhere; not sure if it's caused by an application or the system itself is not reallocating memory properly.

    Powering OFF and restarting it every few days keeps it running better, but I still feel it's slower than before. :mad:

    Same here! :(



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  • macMonte
    Mar 23, 07:00 PM
    Has anyone been able to get Starcraft: Broodwar running on any Intel Mac? I would love to run it on my Mac Pro, but only the original Starcraft seems to work. Thanks to anyone who can help.




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  • Perrumpo
    Dec 29, 10:43 AM
    Sock Monkey
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    Tickets for a tour of Dogfish Head Brewery
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    7" Digital Picture Frame that plays videos, too
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    Fondue set
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    Magic Trackpad
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    iPod nano
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    Cuisinart griddle
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    WWII in High Def Blu-Ray
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    $150 AE gift card
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    $50 Wegman's gift card
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    $50 BP gift card
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    $25 TJ Maxx gift card
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    Two $10 iTunes gift cards
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    And some beer!
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  • sandkicks
    Apr 26, 01:51 AM
    yes to both. I will post post a pic now.


    http://file:///Users/Sandkicks/Pictures/iPhoto%20Library/Masters/2011/04/25/20110425-235115/IMG_0353.JPG




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  • Stridder44
    Apr 29, 12:25 AM
    3-5 years in the future, before either side's claims get to trial, FT, IBJ, and WSJ will be reporting on an out-of-court settlement with undisclosed terms.

    This is exactly what will probably happen. Other than that, it's just a big dick-waving contest.



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  • charlituna
    Apr 7, 12:32 AM
    Can someone explain (idiot's guide) the app subscription mechanism Apple has employed that is causing such consternation. I've never really understood what this is.

    The issue isn't so much subscriptions. It is that Apple made a rule about anything that is sold inside an app that if you wanted to sell it on your own site you have to also have a way for folks to buy it from inside the app through the itunes store and that for those sales Apple gets their 30% (they get nothing if it is paid for via your site or another service). But you also can't put a link or any mention that users can go somewhere else to pay inside the app.

    That is what has folks up in arms




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  • jsf8x
    Aug 17, 11:03 AM
    already changed mine

    Who is that?



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  • HydroMan
    Feb 20, 09:39 AM
    Ok, here you go, my list of "Must Have" free apps: .......
    Gimp: A very poor man's photoshop.

    Anyway, thats all. Let me know what you think of my list.

    I'd have to disagree Gimp is a powerful app I love it and compared to PS it's a steal. It's free and if your a hobbyist like me that alone is unbeatable, I could never justify spending $649 for just touching up the odd photo, Gimp is invaluable if you like to make your own calendars, invites, birthday cards, spoof pictures etc, I used to use Corel Draw/Photo-Paint8 until I upgraded to OSX and can say Gimp is far superior to them, I'm not having ago at you I just think the term "very" would put off a lot of non/semi pro's from trying it.
    System optimizer is shareware-$12
    Cocktail is a demo prices start from $14.95 - $699-(ok thats for a worldwide licence :D )
    Konfabulator is shareware-$24.95




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  • asif786
    Sep 17, 11:47 AM
    hey,

    so i don't know if this has been posted before or anything, but you should take a look at this site: http://postsecret.blogspot.com/

    everyone sends in a secret on the back of a postcard - some of these are really interesting..and some are just too damned funny! :D



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  • Ace 7
    Aug 3, 03:17 PM
    Love me sum Inception.




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  • alent1234
    Apr 6, 12:00 PM
    Not much really when you stop and think about. You can get 12TB of storage on Newegg (let's say 4000 3TB drives) for a couple hundred grand. Of course Apple is buying more than just drives.

    obviously you have never shopped for Enterprise storage for a SAN

    back when 2TB drives were $300 or so we bought some 500GB drives from EMC for $800 each plus or minus some $$$.



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  • boogieman14
    May 6, 12:18 AM
    I'm no hardcore gamer, I'm interested in stuff like half life 2, which I assume would run fine, how about games like dead space, bioshock...




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  • maryhill7447
    May 4, 03:15 AM
    Really a good helper for moms and kids. My boy loves to read and play and it makes him laugh. It's very helpful!!! Thank you for your sharing.




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  • displaced
    May 2, 06:20 PM
    I've not given for a couple of years since our town hall was closed for refurbishment (that's where the donor sessions were held). But this has inspired me to look up a session next week.

    My "I do something amazing. I give blood" card (http://www.blood.co.uk/giving-blood/donor-award-scheme/whole-blood-donor/) keeps eyeing me disapprovingly from my wallet. Actually, looking at that page, I think I'm only one donation away from the silver award. Sweet!

    I'm AB+ (universal recipient) which is handy.




    dba7dba
    Apr 29, 12:21 PM
    So Samsung believed Apple was violating it's patents all this time but decided to do nothing about it. Now that they have been pushed they decide to act. Sounds to me they are trying to find whatever they can to bite back at Apple.

    IF companies sued others for perceived infringement of patents, we wouldn't have anything new to buy.

    Sony never sued asus for making clone laptops that were direct copies of sony vaio.

    Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 4_3 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/533.17.9 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.0.2 Mobile/8F190 Safari/6533.18.5)

    Uh oh Samsung. Now you've done it.. By suing Apple in the US you've gone and released the Apple legal war machine. This surely will not turn out well for you.

    check wiki.

    samsung electronics (not the samsung group just electronics) is 2x or 3x times bigger in revenue than apple.

    samsung is #2 patents holdings in USA. apple barely broke into top 50 recently.

    $$ and patents holdings tell me it won't be so easy for apple.

    NO. This is how it works in the world of corporate business.

    Company A has a patent (or more) that Co. B wants. B uses A's patents without consent. A waits. A finds a patent B has that they want. A uses B's patents without consent. Then A sues B or vice-verse. The two co. get together and work out a licensing deal. Profit.

    samsung does that already with sony and ibm. both are in top 10 in US patents holding. Apple? Barely broke into top 50 recently.

    I bet samsung told apple (in private negotiations) to come back with more patents if they want cross-license deal with samsung. and apple prob got pissed for being put down like that...




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    Feb 13, 09:57 AM
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    Leesure
    Nov 1, 10:56 AM
    I placed my order weeks ago...in Sept. It's listed as having shipped on Monday, but the current tracking status shows as:

    Oct 31, 2006 11:44 PM Clearance in progress SUZHOU CHINA

    I think the odds of having this before I could have walked into the store and picked one up are slim at this point.:mad:




    chaseardoin7
    Jan 14, 12:23 PM
    I have not seen it reported on macrumors.com's homepage but apple has posted it on their site.

    http://www.apple.com/getamac/

    chase :apple:




    nevir
    Oct 5, 11:57 PM
    woah mama. Is that video legit?!! what was that iPod-like thing at the end!

    nah, pretty sure that last part is doctored - fun though :p



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